A Sea Dirge

There are certain things--as, a spider, a ghost,
The income-tax, gout, an umbrella for three--
That I hate, but the thing that I hate the most
Is a thing they call the Sea.

Pour some salt water over the floor--
Ugly I'm sure you'll allow it to be:
Suppose it extended a mile or more,
That's very like the Sea.

Beat a dog till it howls outright--
Cruel, but all very well for a spree:
Suppose that he did so day and night,
That would be like the Sea.

I had a vision of nursery-maids;
Tens of thousands passed by me--
All leading children with wooden spades,
And this was by the Sea.

Who invented those spades of wood?
Who was it cut them out of the tree?
None, I think, but an idiot could--
Or one that loved the Sea.

It is pleasant and dreamy, no doubt, to float
With "thoughts as boundless, and souls as free":
But, suppose you are very unwell in the boat,
How do you like the Sea?

There is an insect that people avoid
(Whence is derived the verb "to flee").
Where have you been by it most annoyed?
In lodgings by the Sea.

If you like your coffee with sand for dregs,
A decided hint of salt in your tea,
And a fishy taste in the very eggs--
By all means choose the Sea.

And if, with these dainties to drink and eat,
You prefer not a vestige of grass or tree,
And a chronic state of wet in your feet,
Then--I recommend the Sea.

For I have friends who dwell by the coast--
Pleasant friends they are to me!
It is when I am with them I wonder most
That anyone likes the Sea.

They take me a walk: though tired and stiff,
To climb the heights I madly agree;
And, after a tumble or so from the cliff,
They kindly suggest the Sea.

I try the rocks, and I think it cool
That they laugh with such an excess of glee,
As I heavily slip into every pool
That skirts the cold cold Sea.

Lewis Carroll

Há dias, em amena cavaqueira com amiga de longa data, falávamos do próximo filme de Tim Burton: uma nova adaptação da obra chave de Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Sendo este um dos meus livros favoritos e uma das peças fundamentais para eu me perceber e os outros a mim, expressei a minha vontade de Burton assinar a versão cinematográfica definitiva desta obra. É que já tantos tentaram e não chegaram minimamente "lá", que já começa a cansar.

Ela, sábiamente, disse que esperava que tal não acontecesse, o que me deixou intrigado. Continuando, explica que todas as adaptações são igualmente boas porque, dada a riqueza da obra-mãe, todas são igualmente válidas. Concordei. Mas ainda assim, espero que esta nova adaptação seja, no mínimo, assombrosa.

Assombrosas são também as ilustrações que Arthur Rackham fez para a obra de Carroll. Aqui ao menos podemos afirmar sem margem para dúvidas que estamos perante uma versão definitiva.

Sublime. O cognome de melhor ilustrador britânico de sempre, com direito a exposições póstumas nos maiores museus de todo o mundo é mais do que justificado.

Sublime.